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We all love to hear love songs, read love stories, watching our friends and family members falling in and out of love all the time.

Love is one big thing which constitutes millions of other feelings in it.

Our friendship suddenly turned into me being pregnant. If you asked a girl for a dance and she said yes: don’t look so happy – first you will still have to dance.

I’m ashamed for yesterday, but don’t remember for what… If a guy does the same – it means he likes her legs.

Why the buttons on men’s clothes are on the right and women’s on the left? I married him.” A praise for you girlfriend: Your chromosomes have combined beautifully. When he offered her to be his girlfriend, she felt from a chair and was running around the room from happiness. Sometimes the best way to attract someone’s attention is to pay no attention to someone.

Elementary my dear Watson, it’s easier to button up with the right hand. Miss, where did you buy these thin and curved pantyhose? When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” reply with “that’s the point”. Dear prince on a white horse, if you won’t show up soon, I will start dating with that stupid goat with the new Mercedes. Other funny sayings, similar to dating sayings you may find in categories: If you know a great funny saying about dating, or you have a whole story that happened for you – please share it with community.

Here's another one: If you love someone, set them free.

If they come back they’re yours; if they don’t they never were"Don't make a priority of someone who only makes you an option."People espouse this term repeatedly when they find someone who doesn't live up to their expectations, but never mind the idea that maybe, just maybe, they hold THEMSELVES in too high esteem.

Lycarion- POF members that have seen my reply's probably know mine by now, but they are: Happiness does not come from someone or something, it comes from within To thine own self be true People will show you who they are, which is similar to.......actions speak louder than words Honesty starts with the person you see in the mirror If you are asking if it's wrong, it probably is I hadn't heard, "it's not real until you meet", but that's a great one"A woman wants everything from a man and a man only wants one thing from a woman.""Caring and sharing beats giving and taking"A wise man once said "a man is not complete until he gets married. I truly believe this one as so many people seem unhappy, searching for relationships when they need to work on themselves first.

Madonna with child – a painting of an unknown artist. While looking at her face it seemed like her legs were crooked. Analgin – a very reliable medicine against pregnancy. If you can’t find a girlfriend, that probably means that someone found two of them…

How to use – squeeze between your legs and don’t let go.

Love is the only thing which can save us and destroy us both at the same time. Falling in love is easy but staying in love is hard.

And, when we decide to stay in love with each other that is the moment, when great things start to happen.

“I can prove at any time that my education tried to make another person out of me than the one I became.

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